@shkeeber: If you have a family member you that you never want to see again, loan them some money.
@brownbear952: Favorite Doubles:
@JamieMcKiernan: Woah, we're half way there
@agenteo: Make your daily standup meeting shorter
@Sickayduh: I got drunk and woke up in the gutter.
This is my sewer side note.
@juliussharpe: At the coffee shop, I saw a German guy reading the first few pages of a book about WWII and smiling. Keep reading, buddy. Keep reading.