@DanKCharnley: If you have a flip-phone, you are probably an undercover cop.
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@LorieGZ: I thanked my husband for favoriting one of my tweets and he said: 'Ya that was an accident.'
@Tommytoughstuff: Career day: Hi kids I'm Bills Dad and I work at the local morgue. Who wants to pet a dead body?"
@isabelzawtun: Archaeologist 1: she must have died suddenly, a mug of tea was still in her microwave Archaeologist 2: actually we carbon dated the tea and she died a week afterwards