@DanKCharnley: If you have a flip-phone, you are probably an undercover cop.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@beefman138: My local police department must really love me. They've devoted an entire facebook post about me, and described me as 'outstanding'.
@imence2: I always take my kids on vacation during drug awareness week...because there's just some things they should learn from their dad.
@CaptainJerkwad: Hate being a funeral director "why'd u take the job?" I inherited it from my dad "You could've just declined it" And lose my first customer?