@DanKCharnley: If you have a flip-phone, you are probably an undercover cop.
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@SavoirFail: I don't do drugs. I take drugs. My brain does the drugs. Follow me? Me either -because drugs
@JosesLovesYou: I remember back in the day when you had to roll up a tiny scroll and give it to a falcon to tweet
@mstern68: If you were my gf, I'd have a warm bath and a meal ready for when you got home every day Her: I'm your wife Like I said, if you were my gf
@LoneWolfStories: Sometimes I like to surprise my neighbours by smiling and waving back at them.