@DanKCharnley: If you have a flip-phone, you are probably an undercover cop.
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@Weird_Rash: If you’ve ever accidentally stepped on a cat’s tail, you’ve seen my wife’s sex face.
@MODAT: Mom is flying into JFK during Friday rush hour. An 'anonymous tip' should allow me to pick her up at the TSA and avoid the terminals.
@robfee: The Ghostbusters are women?! This totally compromises the integrity of a story about battling evil marshmallows while dressed like a janitor
@RobDenBleyker: Spider-Man reboots should start with the previous actor biting the new one as the origin story.