@numbertze: If you have ever sat in the toilet at work and wondered how long you can sit there before someone searches for you, the answer is 47 minutes
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@Izianikapani: Given my love of animals and hatred of housework, I predict my cause of death will be choking on a fur ball.
@tracyofthenorth: People who say "seriously, another one?" after your 3rd slice of pizza are not people you need in your life.