@drunkNnaughty: If you have to ask if it's too early to drink...you're an amateur & we can't be friends
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@causticbob: Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
@Jandalize: With the money I found in the dryer, the girl in me says buy chocolate and candy, but the adult in me says buy beer, chocolate and candy.
@RandomAntics: gonna have me one of them sexy closed-casket funerals, leave somethin to the imagination
@bridger_w: If someone acts shocked that you haven't read a certain book, the best response you can give them is, "Yeah, I heard it sucks"