@Jake_Vig: If you have twin girls and don't dress them like in "The Shining" and make them stand in hallways, you've squandered a precious gift.
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@RS3Feed: I like to go to death metal shows and throw throat lozenges on the stage, it shows I care.
@kelownagoose: Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early.
@Donna_McCoy: You can tell a lot about a person by how early their neighbors call the cops on Thanksgiving.