@Jake_Vig: If you have twin girls and don't dress them like in "The Shining" and make them stand in hallways, you've squandered a precious gift.
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@Sickayduh: "The Jetsons and Flintstones existed at the same time. One in the sky, one on the ground, and both in a post-apocal-" "Juror is dismissed"
@Token_Geezer: The amount of time my phone spends plugged in you may as well call it a landline
@daniel_shaw: If by cat person you mean I like to sleep all day and poo in sand then yes I am a cat person.
@whostrevors: A moment of silence for the fat friend in a group of girls who can't jump high enough to be in the "mid air" beach picture :(