@OhMyBlondie: If you have your Twitter account linked to Facebook I don't think you understand what it is we do here.
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@Marilyn_Brando: [Shipwrecked diary] Day 1: I found a pen, and a notebook to write in. More pens. I might be in a Staples. Printer paper. I'm in a Staples.
@TheBigBatman: I mean I married my wife for her looks, but not the dirty ones she's been giving me lately.