@velvettusk: If you held a gun to my head and forced me to choose Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man or Andrew Garfield's, I'd probably shit my pants.
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@HiddenPinky: "This does not bode well." - a guy at the returns desk, explaining why he's returning a boder.
@Michael_Erhart: Person: "That's a beautiful baby." Me: "Thanks, I named him after his grandpa." Person: "Awe, what's his name?" Me: "Grandpa."
@SCbchbum: i don’t feel like cooking, but i’m too exhausted to say thank you 53 times at a restaurant.