@NotthatAdamWest: If you hold the door open for me when I'm more than ten feet away, you aren't doing me a favor. You're making me exercise.
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@just1fool: "Please. Make yourself at home." *Brings cat and litter box inside* *Spreads cat poop on ground next to litter box*
@audipenny: I noticed that you're still staring at me after I already answered your question, what can we do to stop this
@thetobbie: One of the worst things about being deaf has to be the inability to tell whether people are yawning or screaming...