@CheryeDavis: If you insist on changing someone, do it without their knowledge....Like by poisoning their food.
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@ArfMeasures: [Cocktail bar] WAITER: Ok, what are you having? DATE: The worst night of my life ME: [scanning menu] haha what a name to give a cocktail
@jazmasta: *ex GF pulls up to drive thru where I work* "Big mac please" "Would u like LIES with that?!" *my boss dragging me away* "LIES, LUCY.. LIES!"
@HighOnDrunk: I don't mind coming to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is just ridiculous!