@CheryeDavis: If you insist on changing someone, do it without their knowledge....Like by poisoning their food.
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@stephenjmolloy: Mafia boss: "I want him swimming with the fishes!" *later at the coral reef* Me: "This is amazing!" Mafia boss: "Anything for you."
@polyhumorous: I got my husband to marry me 51 days after we met. Today is our 20th Anniversary and I think he's still wondering what the hell happened.
@treydayway: Don't fall for it black people, white people only invite us to go camping to see how long we stay alive.