@juliussharpe: If you just got invited to do something on New Year's Eve, it means someone else cancelled.
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@asimplesean: Pretty sure my dog would make a shitty astronaut because space is a vacuum and those tend to scare him
@vjraines: Most women want a man who can make them laugh and also feel safe. So basically, a clown ninja. Good to know
@JessiCanadian: My dog could not protect the house from robbers if they brought a vacuum cleaner.
@LuvPug: *posts selfie with full makeup and 3 filters* Caption: I'm so sick, I feel like dog crap & I look sooooo gross