@juliussharpe: If you just got invited to do something on New Year's Eve, it means someone else cancelled.
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@archerenemy: I still don't understand why people say marriage is so hard when I've successfully completed 2 of them...
@stevevsninjas: [immortal aliens studying us] After about 80 years, they enter a larval stage and lie dormant underground. We don't know what happens next.
@daveexplosm: Dogs lick each other's butts to tell each other they like them. Just like politicians