@juliussharpe: If you just got invited to do something on New Year's Eve, it means someone else cancelled.
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@XplodingUnicorn: If you still have a landline, I assume you also own a butter churn and ride a dinosaur to work.
@fart: "my favorite bon jovi song? oh its definitely the one where it sounds like a computer is trying to talk while burping"
@TheAlexP: Sometimes when I get a compliment I stop, moonwalk out of the room and yell "Thank You "just to leave them hanging.