@Reverend_Scott: If you keep bending your iPhone 6 you'll eventually have a sweet flip phone.
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@BellaBurnley: My ex bf called me today. I answered by screaming "HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!" and hung up. Should make him wonder a lil bit.
@LeonEarlgrey: I have been using teeth whitener, and now they are completely oblivious to the experiences and sufferings of other peoples.
@tastefactory: Let's all smash our hands together repeatedly to indicate that we enjoyed that thing.