@Reverend_Scott: If you keep bending your iPhone 6 you'll eventually have a sweet flip phone.
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@OrignalceQueen: When I was your age, I was outside all day until dark 15: The batteries on cell phones must have been a lot better back then Me: .........
@jonnysun: how to talk to a woman wearing headphones: 1. be the artist she has currently chosen to listen to through her headphones
@One_FineMess: I don't understand why New Years Eve is such a big deal. I get drunk and tell myself lies all the time. Who needs a special day for that?
@supershayne: I'm so polite that if a magician pulled out the wrong card I'd be like "Haha yeah man that's my card good job."