@texasstalkermom: If you keep laughing then you'll always have the last laugh.
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@realHamOnWry: A good listener always watches you speak, makes eye contact and never lets on he's thinking about something else.
@dyldonot: [tv interview] I'm with Amy. Her house was damaged by the floods, how are you? [cut to Amy crying] MORE LIQUID IS THE LAST THING WE NEED AMY
@VeryLonelyLuke: Rey: I want to be your Jedi student. Me: Did you hear what happened to all my other Jedi students? Rey: No. Me: Good. Let's get started.
@squirrel74wkgn: *pounds fist twice on chest* *kisses two fingers* *throws peace sign & nods head at DJ* I don't know what I just did, but we should leave.