@kuusela34: If you keep pronouncing the L in salmon I going to stab you with my kah-nife
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@NicestHippo: PLATO: I'm famous in the future? I bet the word platonic is used to describe philosoph-- It's for relationships where nobody's getting laid
@BigBagOfScum: the restraining order doesn't mean we can't hang, it just means I can't be within 50'. We could still play catch or frisbee or something...
@dreamthievin: A true Columbus Day sale in a mattress store would mean all the merchandise is infested with smallpox