@kuusela34: If you keep pronouncing the L in salmon I going to stab you with my kah-nife
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@aidanjsears: [my funeral] PRIEST: dearly beloved... *respectful silence from guests* PRIEST: ...and steve ME FROM INSIDE COFFIN: lmao get roasted steve
@bombfunk75: Get your rock star name, like Axl Rose did, by selecting a car part and then a flower. Mine is Crankshaft Tulip
@TheBoydP: I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.