@kuusela34: If you keep pronouncing the L in salmon I going to stab you with my kah-nife
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@sad_tree: *sees guy ordering pizza* "With onion" (Ok) "Sausage" (Nice) "Mushroom" (Hell yea) "Chk" (Plz) "Meatballs" (Why) "Anchovies" (Ur dead to me)
@SCbchbum: My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree.
@internetluke: [wife explaining to me how deaths in movies work] So the actors really don't die? "No" So is Abraham Lincoln really not dead? *she sighs*