@kuusela34: If you keep pronouncing the L in salmon I going to stab you with my kah-nife
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@notalogin: The order the Star Wars movies are being released is based on the order in which Yoda would count from one to nine.
@GuyEndoreKaiser: Yes, curling is silly and basically janitorial work, but that guy's gonna have a gold medal, and all you'll have is your joke about curling.
@MensHumor: Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.