@AngryRaccoon2: If you keep your curtains open at night, please know I WILL slow down as I drive by to critique your decorating and see what you're watching.
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@murrman5: "ok start it up" tktktk-puh-buurup-chk-a-chk "give it some gas" ss-ss-icka-icka-grrawh-pshhhh any ideas? "I can't hear over you beatboxing"
@Brampersandon_: ME (wakes up from coma): whatve I missed WIFE: Trump's running for prez & the Cubs are favs to win the World Series M: haha ok but srsly tho
@LoveNLunchmeat: [reading death threat] *shrugs* Anyone with spelling this bad would definitely botch a murder.
@david8hughes: You can't keep eating people's lunches from the break room & blaming the Taliban. A lot of what you've been stealing is pork for one thing.