@simoncholland: If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself.
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@Black__Elvis: Bad news: you're unable to get pregnant. Oh no! Is it my uterus, doctor? No, your eHarmony profile says you've seen Star Wars 13 times.
@JustinGuarini: Have you ever accidentally ended a business call with "I love you?" Oh yeah me neither.
@MollySneed: "I'm glad you're so normal. It's refreshing." "That's me- totally normal!" *waves off mariachi band waiting in the wings*