@_Tempo11: If you leave your dog tied up outside a corner store I'm walking it. No need to ask. Be back soon.
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@MrFornicator: A judge in Oklahoma City wed a couple and then sentenced the groom to prison. That sounds redundant to me.
@iTomFoolery: If it was the choice between having the last pizza on earth or the last sex on earth, which toppings would you have on your pizza.