@_Tempo11: If you leave your dog tied up outside a corner store I'm walking it. No need to ask. Be back soon.
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@radtoria: if you tell your guests your house was just broken into and fake cry they will clean it for free
@TheBoydP: Spoiler alert: Doctor Strange could not become a Sorcerer Supreme until he learned to like sour cream.
@Dank_Pal: Hi everyone, welcome to Motorboat Club. Let's get started on some sailing basics. *Man in back row throws brochure on ground and storms out*