@BeardSpice: If you leave your house with one leg, that's going out on a limb.
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@HogwartsLogic: When Harry Potter is finally classified as classic literature, my extensive knowledge will be seen as intellectual. Then who'll be laughing?
@lawblob: [the boss walks by my desk and catches me looking at sonic anime] Me: the hackers are at it again. I was trying to visit church. com
@sad_tree: *returns tent to Target* CASHIER: What was the problem? ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent