@BeardSpice: If you leave your house with one leg, that's going out on a limb.
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@tayandmae: U know your mind is gone when u get out of bath and realize u only shaved one leg Unless u only have one leg... Then you're good
@skullmandible: nobody, nobody, nobody likes the guy who's suspiciously knowledgeable about age of consent laws
@DirtMcTurd: One difference between Men & Women is nicknames. Woman: This is Michelle, we call her Shelly Man: This is Johnny, we call him Long Nuts