@BeardSpice: If you leave your house with one leg, that's going out on a limb.
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@gorrdano: I'm always ready with my mallet when sewer workers poke their head up from under a manhole.
@BuckyIsotope: *shows up to date with broken nose* "What happened?" Hurt myself playing football "How?" Threw the controller at a wall and it bounced back
@joejwest: "murder" she wrote "your password must contain at least one number and one upper case letter" the screen said "murd3R" she wrote, frowning