@SlackArab: If you lend someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it.
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@Fred_Delicious: the first rule of OCD club is that there must be a second rule so we have an even number of rules
@TheBoydP: The ruling that legal papers can now be "served" on Facebook is ridiculous. Don't they know the people they're looking for are on twitter?
@XplodingUnicorn: My kids challenged me to a cartwheel contest. Long story short, now my chiropractor has a new boat.
@ibid78: DISPATCH: we have a report of a robbery in progress four blocks from your current location HOT AIR BALLOON COP: I'll be there in 80 days