@LackOfShame: If you like buying other people food and bribing them to eat it, then having kids might be for you.
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@Vodkantots: My psychiatrist just described me as "not classically bipolar," so apparently, I can't even do mental illness right.
@loribuckmajor: Ok you with pneumonia, go sit between the perfectly healthy lady and the guy with the blood shooting out of his leg and wait. -hospitals
@loudmouth_usa: Him: If you could have dinner with any people, living or dead, who would you choose? Me: All the dead ones
@ibid78: Dating tip: to impress your date, put a napkin on your lap. Along with your plate. And the table. And the waiter. You're now the restaurant.