@MichaelTrying: If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, that’s fine but your piña colada is going to get watered down.
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@Elizasoul80: Presidential election season; that special time every four years when we find out who we just really shouldn't be friends with anymore.
@juliussharpe: If you just got invited to do something on New Year's Eve, it means someone else cancelled.
@KagroX: The Republicans haven't got a single candidate who could survive a Willie Wonka factory tour.