@vineyille: If you like piña coladas / Getting caught in the rain / Drink this piña colada / It was caught in the rain
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@stephenjmolloy: [Trying to impress a girl on a date] Me: "Not to brag but I'm getting Windows 10 for free."
@Cpin42: I hate when I show up to a funeral and another guy is wearing the same hot dog costume.
@mydmac: Yes I will purchase the anti-ageing cream that costs 100's of dollars because the results on those 20 year old models is just miraculous.