@KevinFarzad: If you like someone and don't know if they like you, just sue them and then ask them under oath if they think you're cute.
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@TonyFan1420: 8:00 AM: Too tired to think Noon: Too tired to think 5:00 PM: Too tired to think Midnight: How do dragons blow out candles??
@OhhScarlet23: My husband and I have been in an open marriage for five years. I hope he's ok with it when he finds out.