@jwoodham: If you like someone, pretend they're a charger and you're an iPhone on 1%. Run to them. Grab them. Plug them in. Wait, I lost the metaphor.
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@Book_Krazy: I don't think 'safe sex' sounds like a very good idea. I mean, what if you get locked in and forget the combination
@Staggfilms: [first date] Her: You made a giant Pentagram out of fries and ketchup? Me: Just get naked and step into the circle. Don't make this weird.