@LindseyEllison2: If you like to speak in different languages while high off marijuana, you're probably Rosetta Stoned.
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@FattMernandez: Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?
@myonlymizztake: When you said you wanted to show me a stiff one, I had no idea you worked in a morgue.
@AristotlesNZ: Me: Are these your kids? Boss: "Yep" They're gorgeous! "Thanks" Step kids? "Nope" Adopted? "No.." .. ".." She's cheating on you.. "Get out"
@BadassBarbie11: Why don't they just use a 3 year old with a drum set as an enhanced interrogation technique?