@LindseyEllison2: If you like to speak in different languages while high off marijuana, you're probably Rosetta Stoned.
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@WheelTod: Always use a fish knife when eating fish, a tomato knife when eating tomato, and a Swiss Army knife when eating a member of the Swiss army.