@professor_eks: If you like to spoon, you'll love to spatula. That's where I flip you over to make certain you're done properly on both sides.
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@Sal0630: GF looking at lines in carpet: Aww, you vacuumed for me? Me: *flashback to me rollerblading in the living room* Sure did, babe.
@kevinseccia: The Flash is lucky because he can run real fast but also because he lives in a world where every problem can be solved by running real fast.
@Robert_Beau: I like to go on job interviews wearing an eye patch and switch eyes when the interviewer looks down.