@professor_eks: If you like to spoon, you'll love to spatula. That's where I flip you over to make certain you're done properly on both sides.
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@AJslackie2: Her: i'm in the mood Me: me too Her: wanna do it Me: oh yeah baby [we drive to Home Depot to look at paint]
@KalvinMacleod: DOCTOR: [checking chart] it says here that u suffer from delusions of grandeur ME: [grabbing chart] thanks doctor, I’ll handle it from here
@painted_eel: *whispers to old lady at Starbucks* one time they ran out of coffee here and we ate a baby