@noog: If you listen to a Miley Cyrus song backwards you can hear Satan refusing to have sex with her.
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@J_Dazzle76: If I meet you for a date and you don't look anything like your pic, you're buying drinks for me until you do.
@Terdoh: If I had a brewery I would make an alcoholic drink called "Responsibly". I wouldn't even have to pay for advertising.
@trojansauce: [rap battle] *drops the mic* *scrambles around trying to pick up the mic* [20min earlier] *other guy covering my mic in butter*
@trish07tx: How to piss me off: rearrange the grocery store. How to send me into a psychotic rage: rearrange the liquor store.