@noog: If you listen to a Miley Cyrus song backwards you can hear Satan refusing to have sex with her.
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@moooooog35: The 7-yr old has the flu so I'm letting her lick the envelopes of all my credit card bills.
@Loving_Life1996: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn't stay alive.
@heykarlin: I feel bad for the children of Vegans because no one gets found when their picture's on the back of unsweetened organic almond milk.