@KKAlThani: If you listened to your heart please speak to a doctor cause it's isn't normal for a piece of meat to be speaking to you
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@Hurly_Burly: Annie, are you ok? You sure? Cool That's how long that song would've lasted if I sang it.
@Fred_Delicious: the first rule of OCD club is that there must be a second rule so we have an even number of rules
@truegritrumble: (First Day as Mailman) ME: *wearing a suit made out of stapled together pieces of mail* Sup? BOSS: You're supposed to deliver those. ME: No.
@ariscott: I'm at a hockey game and the players weren't really trying but then a guy 5 rows up yelled "come on" and then they tried harder.