@topaz_kell: If you look up my hair color history at the salon, you'll think I'm a unicorn.
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@ItsAndyRyan: Roman 1: you won't believe how many women I've slept with Roman 2: mmm? Roman 1: don't be ridiculous, not that many
@Storminika: During labour, nurse came up to me & said, 'How about Epidural Anesthesia?' I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.
@Playing_Dad: Walk up in the club like "THIS IS MY JAM" handing out small jars of my homemade raspberry preserves
@Shock_Monster: Anyone that says there are no stupid questions has never had to explain to a 5 year old why there are no pink bananas 267 times today.