@ThatBrenna: If you lose a tooth in a bar fight and put it under your pillow, the tooth fairy will leave you $100 because you're hardcore.
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@o__0Dev: I suffer from premature procrastination. It’s when you procrastinate before even receiving a task...
@ilovepie84: I broke into your house and slept under your bed all night to protect you from the perverts out there.
@DustinSiskey: One time my 4yr old got so mad at my wife he yelled, "YOU'RE RABBIT FROM WINNIE THE POOH!" Best.Insult.Ever.
@scrirc: All the single ladies (All the single ladies) All the single ladies (All the single ladies) Have cats.