@ThatBrenna: If you lose a tooth in a bar fight and put it under your pillow, the tooth fairy will leave you $100 because you're hardcore.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: If a tiger goes to bite you, confuse him by french kissing him. You'll probably still die, but at least you got to make out w/ a tiger.
@drearydoug: At my parent's house, or as I like to call it, the world's most judgmental self-service laundromat.
@behindyourback: *a friend tells me their problems* me: mhm, ok, have you tried eating about it?
@joshfadem: Jeopardy is petty. If you asked someone "What is snow?" No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.