@EasilyTempted: If you love a balloon, set it free. If it comes back to you, it probably wasn't a balloon.
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@KeetPotato: [at my date's front door] wait, so you've known i was a koala the whole time? "yeah" [me clinging to her arm slowly eating a leaf] how tho?
@NintenDom: It's never going to work out between Mario and the Princess. Most of the time she's on a whole other level.
@Dawn_M_: Trees put cats in their hair so they can flirt with firefighters when they climb up them.