@MoistPork: If you love somebody, let them go. If they're smart, they'll keep going.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Jake_Vig: Today's assignment: Walk up to people with a manila envelope and ask them "Have you seen this person?" and pull out a picture of yourself
@E_lok44: Pro tip: If you really want to make an impact, always have a mouth full of saliva before you "shhh" someone.
@dulcetry: Rapture's tomorrow. Christians will be flying up into the air to meet Jesus. Two words: DUCK HUNT