@MoistPork: If you love somebody, let them go. If they're smart, they'll keep going.
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@causticbob: I've been attending Acronym Anonymous meetings recently. Or as I like to call it AA. I'm not making a lot of progress.
@Nahdude83: *DJ scratches a sick mix* [crowd goes wild] *DJ scratches a puppy's ear* [crowd "awws"] *DJ scratches Lotto ticket* [crowd "oohs"] *wins $1*
@kwirkyKerri: I don't wish anybody dead, but a well placed nasty rash on you would kind of make my day.
@qwertying: Wife: I wish we could have sex like we used to... Husband: Do you mean with other people?