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@SweetestSarcasm: If you love someone...
Bury them in your backyard so no one can find them. Then you'll have them FOREVER!

*looks out window & smiles*

If you love someone…
Bury them in your backyard so no one can find them. Then you’ll have them FOREVER! 

*looks out window & smiles*

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