@rorygneesmith: If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, it's because no one else wanted them.
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@blaudiablogan: Sign at the gas station: "Bathroom is no longer available." I can't believe it. Even the Shell bathroom has someone.
@Sean_Burgundy_: I hate it when you tell someone that you'll always be there for them and then they call you to help move
@VodkaThursday: I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT ANYTHING. YOU ARE EVIL. I don't want to go in the swing!! NOOOOooooo.... okay. yeah. This works. I'll hang here. - Baby