@lorigonzalez28: If you love someone, poison them a little bit each day. If they don't suspect you at all, they might be the ONE.
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@Cyd10e: Bad News: One of the side effects of your medication is death. Good News: Death pretty much cures anything.
@sammyrhodes: Here’s the thing about the paleo diet. If cavemen could have eaten donuts they would have.
@Reverend_Scott: "Can I take your order?" Wait, take it where? "No, not-" I haven't even given you my order yet "I mean-" WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MY ORDER