@ashleyaustrew: If you love someone, set them free. If they cry and refuse to leave the bathroom you're in, they're your kids.
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@BBQJones28: For every chick that's crying about no good guys out there...there's a dude she's ignoring that's good to her.
@weinerdog4life: Babies are just like turtles, keep them in water and also feed them turtle food.
@badbanana: Since they won't vote anyway, Obama should make the GOP look bad by nominating a bald eagle holding a picture of Jesus to the Supreme Court.