@weinerdog4life: If you love something keep it in the refrigerator, keep it fresh, that thing you love is a lot like mayonnaise.
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@HairyJew4Life: Today I saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. Wouldn't it be a lot more helpful if it was on the front?
@DearAnyone: A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.
@CVTBaby: I don't really WANT to make bad choices; but I got here late and all the good choices were already taken.