@Playing_Dad: If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you you may be in love with a boomerang.
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@ElgatoEsmio: At the state fair I realized none of my troubles matter when you dip them in batter
@Ophoenix1: I've been watching the Crime Investigation channel all day. Murder just seems like the easiest way to solve your problems.
@yaboydil: Guess who I ran into today, Billy. "Who, dad?" Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.