@BestWorstAdvice: If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't comeback, tell everyone she has herpes.
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@tarashoe: STRANGER: she has a book. cute and smart ME: [taking a bite of the small layer cake i made to look like a book] STRANGER: a stunning genius