@lawblob: if you love something set it free. except Shamu.. we all love Shamu but he must be imprisoned forever
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@Rollmaninoz: Interviewer: where do ya see yourself in 5yrs Me: going through a Denny’s trash bin I: but you might get this job M: haha that’s… irrelevant
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@JermHimselfish: The worst thing about wearing a turtleneck is not being able to get up off of your back if you fall over.