@huntigula: if you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape
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@d_duhwit: *baby crying on plane* Guy beside me: Can there be anything worse then a baby crying on a plane. Me *pulling out kazoo*: Let's find out.
@KenJennings: I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something.
@wolfpupy: aliens took me up to on their ship but i have no time for that drama so i just jumped out