@Ristolable: If you name a baby Barbara, the baby turns 50 years old immediately.
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@FrankConniff: I'm an Obama supporter but there's no escaping the harsh truth that Batman v Superman happened on his watch.
@matsmoustache: You walk into my bedroom... I'm laying naked with a platter of nachos on my chest. You get punched while trying to take some of my nachos.
@JimmySelfDest: Fight club. Only naps instead. Rules the same. Just no fights. Only secret, uninterrupted glorious naps.
@sexypitabread: "I don't want no scrubs" a doctor says before she violates, like, a TON of health codes