@Ristolable: If you name a baby Barbara, the baby turns 50 years old immediately.
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@64spoons: Got CPR and CCR confused. Ended up playing "Fortunate Son" on my boombox while watching a man die.
@Awk0Tacoo: I just found out that there's a dating site for people with mullets and the people who love them. Lol! *looks over shoulder* *signs up*
@AwsomeHairDay: If i had to guess, i would guess that the number one search word on Bing is Google.
@thenoahkinsey: I almost accused a 10 yr old of stealing my dance moves but it turns out he just really had to go to the bathroom & didn't know where it was