@Ristolable: If you name a baby Barbara, the baby turns 50 years old immediately.
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@ericonederful: I finally had the talk with my kids. I told them that in the wild animals eat their young so they better get their shit together.
@theroyaltramp: When I was little I wanted to be a writer when I grew up. *looks around* I guess I should have been more specific.
@PeaceInTruth1: Dogs have a tendency to bark just to hear themselves bark. Reminds me of some people I know.
@Marcmywords2: I hate when you go to a surprise party, and all anyone wants to do is talk about your drug problem.