@Ristolable: If you name a baby Barbara, the baby turns 50 years old immediately.
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@rickolantern: Went to my niece's elementary school field day last week. I won every single event. Every. Single. Event.
@Bizarro_Mark: Grocery store just charged me $0.10 to offset the environmental impact of my bag and then gave me a paper receipt 3 feet long.