@Ristolable: If you name a baby Barbara, the baby turns 50 years old immediately.
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@AtticusFinch79: Him- All of your fantasies include me, right? *imagines flying on a Pegasus with Thor* H- Are you waving at the ground? Me-Yes to both
@jergarl: I've never actually finished the song "Rock Your Body" by Justin Timberlake because I'm afraid I'll be naked by the end.
@williamwanton: Couples that stay fit together don't trust each other enough to go to the gym alone