@Ristolable: If you name a baby Barbara, the baby turns 50 years old immediately.
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@SadPeruna: If by 'the Hamptons' you mean 'my pajamas', then yes, I absolutely weekend in the Hamptons.
@thatUPSdude: Her: So, how did you get that scar on your chin? Me: *flashes back to slipping in the shower* Hunting wild boar.
@Reverend_Scott: Don't forget to sacrifice your own personal goals to live up to someone else's expectations today!