@MrPudmansButler: If you never used that plastic thing that keeps pizza from sticking to the box lid as GI Joe's poker table you're too mature for me.
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@envydatropic: Environmentally friendly means to stop burning bridges and just throw people off of them
@soulindivision: "I have to go eat cake now", should be a perfectly valid reason for leaving a social occasion where cake has not been provided.
@MandiAtRandom: I have never in my life tried to pronounce an L so hard than when asking my dad for the "caulk"