@ScottFilmCritic: If you only see one raccoon getting a marriage proposal today, make it this one.
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@SteveSackington: I feel sorry for all the responsible bulls out there minding their own business and just looking to buy some nice china.
@junejuly12: *receives invitation to dry wedding* *becomes wine smuggler and most popular wedding guest ever*
@Reverend_Scott: [rubs magic lamp] GENIE: You get 3 wishes "Anything?" GENIE: No wishin for more wishes "I wish for more genies" GENIE: I don't like you
@dafloydsta: I have good and bad news WIFE: Bad news first We need a new front door WIFE: And the good news? [points to Monster Truck in living room]