@ScottFilmCritic: If you only see one raccoon getting a marriage proposal today, make it this one.
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@bombsydoll: *Buys map of world, pins up on wall *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands *hits wall outlet *has amazing time being electrocuted
@KelgoreTrout: i named my first son "christian" and i named his twin brother "born-again christian"
@Fred_Delicious: If I had a time machine I'd alter the Big Bang Theory pilot episode so all the characters exploded in the very first scene