@ScottFilmCritic: If you only see one raccoon getting a marriage proposal today, make it this one.
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@WritePlay: "Why don't you cool it on the dressmaking," I suggested to my wife. "You seamstressed."
@VeryGrumpyCat: I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes "Man, you're such a Cheetah!" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever.
@keeiks: Self-control (n.): Charlize Theron keeping a straight face on when the mirror tells her Kristen Stewart is prettier than she is.