@jnrbtsn: If you open a door for me, I will lick you. Sometimes it's awkward.
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@PinkCamoTO: Pac Man is my favourite video game about my life. It keeps getting harder and I can't stop eating everything in sight.
@themiltron: PERSON WHO JUST INVENTED WINDOWS: Check it out. PERSON WHO’S ABOUT TO INVENT CURTAINS: I hate it.
@JohnnyCrash5: *Eats a Lean Cuisine *20 minutes go by. *Devours entire Pizza Hut store...including employees.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Everyone romanticizes the past until they get horribly sick and wake up covered in leeches.