@CakeThrottle: If you own a small, anti-Kindle bookstore and it's not called Page Against the Machine, just give up.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@pleatedjeans: [school teacher job interview] Can I ask you some questions? I don't know CAN you? haha impressive [stands] welcome aboard!
@desi_princess: No thanks officer. I don't even give strange men my phone number, and you're asking for my license and registration.