@Emonalisha: If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in line in front of you and pay for a single banana with a personal check
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: The bigger issue about the Hobby Lobby decision is the fact that people working in a craft store are getting laid more than I am.
@ClichedOut: Exec 1: We gotta improve our company image. E2: Hey, let's call customers at home. E1: At dinner, on Sunday. E2: But be pushy. E1: Perfect.
@TheBeerGuy73: The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I break wind in my sleep.
@atanya1111: "Sorry, her father is a pterodactyl" - me with the screeching baby in the grocery store.