@Emonalisha: If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in line in front of you and pay for a single banana with a personal check
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@Contwixt: Girl, are you a conspiracy theory? Because I want to listen to you all day long even though I find it hard to believe a word you say.
@BuckyIsotope: Kanye West builds a time machine so he can interrupt himself interrupting Taylor Swift.
@djdarrellripley: Her: You have a cigarette machine in your kitchen? Me: Well it would look ridiculous in the living room...
@Poutymcgee: *watches you carefully arrange the piles of paperwork on your desk *waits for you to finish *sets fan to "oscillate"