@robdelaney: If you pitch a non-superhero, non-remake, non-sequel film in Hollywood they send your family to a work camp.
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@alfageeek: 9: My room is clean. Me: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
@DamonHunzeker: If a lion ever bites off your arm, try to chew some of his hair off before you run away. He deserves to look stupid until it grows back.
@Smethanie: Baby, you're a firework: You hold my interest for about 15 minutes and scare the shit out of my dog.