@robfee: If you plug in a USB cord correctly on the first try, you shouldn’t have to pay taxes for a year.
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@rolldiggity: "I don't know where this rumor started, but Company and I are just good friends." -Misery
@UNTRESOR: [gets on Facebook] [types "you pushed me away but expected me to stay"] [everyone nods, this is considered extremely good shit on there]
@Tmoney68: BREAKING: Apple reportedly prepping electric car. Battery life is expected to be about an hour, with a 2 foot charging cable.