@Neauxpe: If you post a selfie that says "because some of you asked for a new one" I want to see screenshots of where they said that.
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@HatfieldAnne: “Keep pumping until something happens.” -Home Depot guy teaching me to prime the snow blower says the first thing I've understood.
@bggas400: You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows.
@toastymoe: It is NOT acceptable to lift up the back of a woman's shirt to look at her lower back tattoo, even if you're at Walmart... I know that now
@teenpuke: do you qualify to be my crush? *pulls out list* *checks off has a beating heart* yup you qualify