@badbrain1367: If you pronounce the word vase like "voz" I'm gonna want to punch you in the foz
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@IrishVin: My neighbour finally confronted me about clothes missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants.
@drxubair: I dream to live in a world where I can politely get out of plans by saying, "I'm so sorry, but I just remembered I don't want to"
@Shock_Monster: How To Get Rich: 1. Place a Swear Jar next to Samuel L Jackson. 2. Empty it the next day. 3. Become a millionaire.