@badbrain1367: If you pronounce the word vase like "voz" I'm gonna want to punch you in the foz
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@meladoodle: Crazy how women have the stereotype of being chatty when 90% of dudes have 45 minute podcasts that no one listens to...
@Jandalize: Stop calling it "sweater weather" and call it what it really is, "I don't have to shave my legs for 6 months weather."
@Dawn_M_: Don't date men who will hold open a door for you. Date men who will punch a squirrel in the face for chittering it's teeth at you.
@jennalynn518: Whenever a bill collector calls I just give the phone to my toddler and tell her it's Barney.